Black Adam —  5/10

movie poster, courtesy of IMDb

Another superhero movie introduces a new guy to the audience. He slept for thousands of years and now he’s back to rumble. Trying to contain him are four other superheroes, and I see all of them for the first time in my life. Who are all these people?! There’s also magic. And literal hell! To connect this whole ridiculousness with the target audience, they throw a kid in the mix. He drags a skateboard around so that there’s no mistake in his street creds. Anyway, don’t repeat my mistake, watching this movie out of the blue with no context. Maybe not even then.